Saturday, October 18, 2008

Alpha

Well, here i am
i never thought i would have a blog
mainly because i have nothing to say, and the chances of me gaining an online cult following is about as slight as being hit by frozen lavatory waste from a passing jet when i step outside tomorrow

but a few thoughts before i retire
-am i the only one who likes pepper on their popcorn?
-why do i always lose at Apples to Apples?
-i think my APUSH textbook is secretly being tested as a new prescription sleep aid on unwitting students
-why is it the one time at work when your not working, is when your boss checks up on you?
-if your playing Monopoly, and you roll a double, and then you roll another double and land on the "Go to Jail" square, if you roll a third double after that, do you go to jail or not?
-if a tree falls in a forest, and hits a mime, does anybody care? 
-and lastly, will i ever go to the grocery store and not have my mom goose me in public?

goodnight, and farewell my faithful readers*

*soon to be readers

1 comment:

Matt said...

Hooray Yanr! Welcome to the interweb!